Benson's May Favorites

I realise this is a future post but yolo we don’t live in the past.

Book

Again, my favorite book this month won’t be anything, because I’ll probably continue with my current trend of the year; only reading gossip magazines – books are of the past.

Film

Not really sure, most of the films coming up look pretty depressing, there's normally another hobbit or something which I will naturally have to pay for so my previous investment isn't to waste.

Song

Blank Space by Taylor Swift is the embodiment of everything wrong with teenage girl pop music, and why females 12-17 are 3 times more likely to suffer from depression than males. The music video features Taylor swift falling in love with a rich posh country gentleman. But, half way through pulling a tantrum at the slightest sign of trouble; smashing lots of expensive items and screaming while situated in her bed holding a butcher’s knife… I think we've got a few problems to sort out here before we head of to Mars.

TV Shows

Learn that all is paramount to money, motor talking and backstabbing is the route to good business and that some people really can be as mindless and thick as you thought, with the latest season of the Apprentice and a fresh set of assholes.

Album

My favorite album this month is by Sabaton, none of their songs could be top hits, featuring the whole range of musical cheese, repetitive rifts, a catchy chorus, and incoherent English.. Wait what that sounds like the perfect chart hit?!?

Whatever

Couldn't afford Kaiser Chiefs so had to see the Kooks instead.

Benson in.

The future is bright until you close your eyes.